Oh, self-storage. It’s that magical place we go to when our houses are bursting. This is like a vacation, but your stuff doesn’t get postcards. Let’s explore this bizarre world to find out what’s going on.
To begin with, choosing a storage space is a lot like dating. It’s important to choose a location that is close enough for you to visit without feeling like you are on a long road trip, but not too close so you feel as if you are dropping in more often than when you go see your grandmother. Just like dating, appearances are important. You wouldn’t just store your comic book collection anywhere. You want a clean, dry place that doesn’t look as if it’s from a horror film.
Let’s now talk about climate control. It’s not about being fancy, it’s just about not having your vinyl records melt and your antique furniture host a mold family. Pay extra for climate control if you are storing items that could be damaged by temperature fluctuations. Consider it insurance for your things.
Oh boy, security! This is a big one. You want to be able to sleep well knowing that your yearbook from high school is secure, right? You want to find places that have good lighting, security cameras (literally everywhere) and gates with locks. If they have security or even a cat that is intimidating, you get bonus points.
Sustainability is the key. Yeah, you heard me right. How green can we be with all these boxes stacked up around town (or even out of town)? Solar panels are being installed on the roofs of some places, and LED lighting is in the hallways. But these corridors are usually empty on Friday nights because nobody hangs out there.
We must not forget the reason we are all here. Life loves to throw us curveballs that come wrapped in tape. You might be moving (again) or a new baby is on its way, and the spare room (aka your personal museum), needs to be cleaned out. We can breathe easier when we’re faced with those “Oh, no! Where do I put that?” moments.
Storage units are surprisingly flexible spaces for those who think outside the box. I’m thinking of you musicians looking for a quiet place to practice without disturbing your neighbors, or artists searching for a place where they can paint and create.
You now have a glimpse into the bizarre world of self storage, where memories are stored until we want to revisit them or create room for more. Choose the right place and treat your items like they are going on vacation (to a safe location). Hey, you could swing by occasionally; they probably miss you.
Because I don’t like to end things abruptly, navigating through the piles of stuff at home may lead us unexpectedly down a path that involves renting storage space. This decision is a mix of practicality and sentimentality. These metal-bound treasures are a reminder that life can be unpredictable. Sometimes holding on to things is as simple as putting them in storage. Calls them into action.
If you need any more convincing, just remember that you can keep your inflatable dinosaur costume in self-storage until it’s time to wear it again. Just share pictures of Mr. Whiskers latest antics. Getting comfortable with these basic will set you up to success.













